Crazy Gig Stories by and for Working Musicians

Gig Anecdotes is updated regularly, and is dedicated to preserving and sharing the experiences of today's working musician. Lots of music stories: wedding gigs, agents, life on the road, recording sessions, gig horror stories.. and all of these funny gig stories are submitted by our readers! Click ADD YOUR ANECDOTE! to add your story.

Not Funny

Location: 
Hollywood, FL, USA
Type of Gig: 
Bar

In the early eighties, I was just a kid in high school playing drums for a band of college guys. They were all pretty good friends, and got on well. The bass player/bandleader was an exercise equipment salesman.

We were playing a huge corporate event outdoors, and for some reason the bass player and guitar player were arguing off and on the whole day. All was going well, when suddenly I saw the bass player lean into the guitar player and say something to him in the middle of a tune. The next thing I saw was the two of them fist fighting on stage, then rolling around on the ground wrestling. I could not believe what I was seeing. About a minute later, they picked their instruments back up and continued playing.

After the show, I asked the guitar player what the bass player had said. The guitar player's father had lost his legs due to diabetes years prior, and was in a wheelchair. The bass player was so mad at the guitar player, he leaned over to him mid-song and said, "hey, ask your father if he would be interested in buying a treadmill from me." Holy s@#*%. This was the most distasteful event that ever happened to me at a show, and one I will never forget.

up
224 users have voted.

Submit an Anecdote!

Submit your anecdote! Please be aware that not all submissions can be posted. Submissions may be edited for grammar, concision, etc. before posting. Please do not include any identifying characteristics (brand names, band names, venues, etc.)

Please try to use good grammar, and include some detail. A well-written and interesting anecdote is FAR more likely to be posted! We do our best to avoid including urban legends, TV scripts, stories that are already posted elsewhere, etc. If you don't have a good anecdote that you personally experienced... book some more gigs! It will happen to you too!

Town/State/Province/Country/Planet

Type of gig. Common types include: Wedding, Bar, Corporate, Recording Session, Theatre, etc.

Enter your anecdote here. Please do not include identifying characteristics like names of businesses or individuals, as they will be removed before posting. By clicking submit, you agree to the Terms of Service.

Connect



gig anecdotes twitter